Busby Seo Challenge under attack!

What a shock this Monday! The 21st of July at exactly9 am we discovered on Ranks dot fr (unofficial leaderboard for Busby Seo Challenge ) that not a single website was listed in Google’s SERP !

Damned ! The Busby Seo Challenge was dismantled by a terrorist attack!

Please, do look at the only evidence we have of it by yourself:

Busby Seo challenge results on Ranks

SphereTeam has conducted its investigations to understand what happened and how it was possible and especially why none of our competitor realized it?

Here are our different assumptions:

  1. All participants in Busby Seo Challenge have been drawn into a spatio-temporal loophole and only members of the SphereTeam survived. But why? … I only have one explanation: the meeting of the Universe and the Divine was the cause of this disparition. Since the pope has decided to support us ( Busby Seo Challenge: The Pope greets pogung), the Universe who also wanted to support us was disappointed because he was not the first to announce it. So, in the night of Sunday to Monday the divine and the Universe have fought over our Busby Seo Challenge, and this is the result: everything is broken!
  2. Australia has been invaded by aliens, everyone knows that extraterrestrials have an innate passion for search engine optimization, but by seeing that they had no chance to win this contest they would threaten the Busby organizers. They have invaded Australia and for 1 thousandth of a second all telecommunications have been cut, this explains the image above.
    If you do not believe me I do ask one question: Have you heard anything about Australia yesterday in the TV news? NO! It’s really very strange …
  3. Google.
  4. Terrorists worldwide have decided to highlight the ultimate conspiracy against the free world. Participate in a seo challenge is seen as an unforgivable act for some ethnic groups feeling superior (for fear of retaliation we can’t give their namesl). These terrorists have established the largest operation of DataCenter destruction of modern times! Throughout the planet, terrorists anti-seo took planes and crashed on all datacenters in the world creating a total blackout on Internet. This explains the screenshot.
    Now if it is repaired because, remember, the divine and the Universe are both for the victory of the SphereTeam Busby Seo Challenge, they have all repaired and cleared from our minds to put things back in their own place and now the only evidence of this is the image above …
  5. Last event, but the more unlikely (I have hesitated to write so that this assumption is ridiculous): Web service Ranks had a little trouble with its server …

Now everything is back in order, Bubsy Seo Challenge is fine but doubt hangs over this mysterious event, of which we might never know the true causes …

3 Comments

  1. Zepo said,

    July 24, 2008 @ 1:16 am

    “These terrorists have established the largest operation of DataCenter destruction of modern times! Throughout the planet, terrorists anti-seo took planes and crashed on all datacenters in the world creating a total blackout on Internet.”

    So Great !

  2. Jage said,

    July 24, 2008 @ 3:16 am

    I am sorry to hear that and great hearing it back again

  3. Zepo said,

    July 26, 2008 @ 12:02 am

    Bad Joke , Dark Humor …. But my humor, yes ….

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