Interview of Yakamo for Busby Seo Challenge

Busby SEO Challenge

Let’s continue with the interviews. This week : Yakamo !!

Sphere Team :Hi Yakamo. How do you do ?

Yakamo : How do you do Mr Sphere ?

ST : Can you tell us a few words about you ?

Yakamo : “a Few words about me“… Shit … Once I have written it, I realized it’s not as funny when write as if we speak… nevermind … So I’m Yakamo, Knight of the “Vanne Pourrie” (a typical French term that you can translate in “stupid joke” … I’m a specialist of not-so-funny jokes and other puns of another time (some people even say that they’re not from this world to be so lame ) … Otherwise I am the worst SEO ever and I’m always complaining about my bad results :D .

ST : And so you joined Sphere Team to take part in the SEO Challenge organized by the Australian company Busby. Why did you do that ?

Yakamo : I joined the Sphere team for the last contest Seocontest2008 because they promised me free beer and hot girls, but I haven’t found the beer. So I decided to join the Busby Seo Challenge to continue my quest for beverage. For those who are asking about hot girls I redirect you to Papillon who loves testosterone, Perrine who loves my jokes (I think she’s somehow crazy to appreciate them but don’t pay attention ) and Bertimus who can sometimes be a girl (the poor guy is not really the same as before since he came back from his trip to Brazil, but this is not our business …)

ST : What do you think about Busby SEO Challenge query ?

Yakamo: Uh … never better than “capping asthmatic sheep with a Renault radiator” but not a bad query. I don’t know why but this query makes me think of one of our French idol: Casimir. No don’t ask me why, I can’t explain it …

ST: Okay… Uh let’s continue with the private questions ?

Yakamo : No, No it was not me , dunno he was a man .. This was an accident …

ST : What ?!? I only wanted to know how did you start Seo ?

Yakamo : Ah .. So … uh … ok forget about my last sentence … not a word about this … How do I started Seo … It was 3 years ago methink ..; I was a brilliant (or something like that) student and a Monday I saw on my agenda “cours de référencement” (which means : Search Engine Marketing seminar). I was not really enjoyed. I hate Mondays (maybe because of my physical similarity with Garfield). But when the lesson started I realized that it was so exciting a stuff. I decided to work in this sector … And I realized my dream … I became the worst SEO ever!!! Had I told you about my adsenses that don’t yeld any …

ST : Yes, yes we know … let’s continue. Anything else about your life ?

Yakamo : A Life ? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

ST : Okaayyy … I think we gonna finish this interview here … it starts to be a little weird … Bye Yakamo

Yakamo : Bye … One last thing , don’t you know where they put the beers ???

14 Comments

  1. Halim-Belajar SEO said,

    July 10, 2008 @ 3:13 am

    this is damn funny post ever..

  2. Zepo said,

    July 10, 2008 @ 3:14 am

    Y eah I think U forgeted the hotest girl …… But That’s normal, I’m just an evil spamm robot who’s burning Joules ( moderate on his spammys profiles in agregators and bookmarks )

    Wich you the Best for all your Plans :-)

  3. yakamo said,

    July 10, 2008 @ 3:20 am

    Do’t say u’re not hot Zepo, Each Girl on Seosphere is so damn Sexy !!! But I don’t find your interview !!!

  4. Halim-Belajar SEO said,

    July 10, 2008 @ 3:22 am

    Yakamo is so crazy about girl huh? Go find one right now! LoL!

  5. yakamo said,

    July 10, 2008 @ 3:33 am

    @Halim-Belajar
    Actually I’m more interested in Platypus and Pangolins.

  6. bbmarket said,

    July 10, 2008 @ 5:01 am

    Nice post Yakamo… You made me laugh !!
    @zepo
    Hope you can be Human sometimes, don’t you ? :-)

  7. Bertimus said,

    July 10, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

    Excellent interview Yakamo,

    I hope the Indonesian team don’t have beer, caus’ I would be too sad to loose you ;)

  8. Zepo said,

    July 11, 2008 @ 12:28 am

    @ Yakamo

    So You’re Right …
    but one of my Interview Was Censured before Be Wrote…. I’m too hot ;-) forr Matt Cutts ….

    No I know I have to ….. But …. Arf …. The questions are’nt exiting …. I’we got to find a way for remix it … As I Usually know to do ….

    @ bbmarket

    Hi Man, Yeah I’m very Human when I see a good boy or a good girl ;-)

    But I need C02 when I’m humain :-)

    My Interview’s comming soon

    For SphereTeam I work more off page …. In the Web,

    It’s to dangerous, I’ did not asked the Pass Word for writting in the Team’s blog … My Articles provocates the Sandbox … So We’ll see :-)

    bye have a nice week end !!

  9. Papillon said,

    July 11, 2008 @ 1:06 am

    WTF ! Now, everyone knows that I am addicted to testosterone !

  10. yakamo said,

    July 11, 2008 @ 1:28 am

    @Bertimus : Don’t worry Indonesian beer is worse than our …

  11. Gwaradenn said,

    July 11, 2008 @ 2:09 am

    I love you yakamo, the mister tong!

  12. yakamo said,

    July 11, 2008 @ 2:14 am

    Oh that make me all warm inside :D

  13. Bertimus said,

    July 11, 2008 @ 3:19 am

    Gwaradenn you’ve got it… Yakamo, why don’t you create a social bookmarking website called mister-tong.com? :P

  14. Halim-Belajar SEO said,

    July 11, 2008 @ 6:24 pm

    Hey, yakoma! You should expose yourself on Youtube! LoL.

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